FUNNY PHRASES -WOOD BLOCK SIGNS

FREESTANDING WOOD BLOCK SIGNS WITH FUNNY PHRASES.. 

BLACK/WHITE

READS -"THAT MOMENT YOU WALK INTO A SPIDER WEB AND SUDDENLY TURN INTO A KARATE MASTER"

READS -"HOW CAN A MAN WHO CAN HIT A DEER AT 250 YARDS MISS THE TOILET"

READS- "I THINK I AM EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED... I HAVEN'T GIVEN A CRAP IN DAYS"

READS- "YOU CAN;T SCARE MY... I HAVE A DAUGHTER"

READS- "I CAN TELL TODAY IS GOING TO BE A 'DOESNT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS DAY'"

READS- " AT MY AGE GETTING LUCKY MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT"

READS- "WARNING! TO AVOID INJURY DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB"

DIMENSIONS -- 8"L x 2.5"W